Oppo Answers. Alternative facts for What Car segments.

Kinja'd!!! "mkbruin, Atlas VP" (mkbruin)
03/16/2017 at 13:37 • Filed to: None

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On the front page we have a guy with a problem, so he wrote Torch (ok, apparently he has lots of problems...). We all know that the main page is full of idiots. So its Oppo’s turn to answer.

Set-up: Middle aged man wants something not too boring for him that can be handed down to his 16yo daughter as a first car. Must be less than 3yo, fit 4, under $30k, and able to impress his CEO. Location: CA.

Pick your top 3 suggestions.

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DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/16/2017 at 13:39

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Nothing built in the last 10 years that meets those criteria is heirloom quality, unless his CEO will be impressed with a Toyota. Oh wait, that’s a true fact.

Semi-fact: Maybe a Lexus IS? I really can’t think of two others.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/16/2017 at 13:43

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yo.

Although the ELR is actually a really good choice.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/16/2017 at 13:49

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The Cascada likely won’t impress the boss, but it’s a great choice for all the other reasons.

The answer here really could be Miata. A nice club model would suit him, be different enough to turn a few heads, the daughter will love it, but it won’t have enough power to get her in trouble.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > LongbowMkII
03/16/2017 at 13:50

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I also agree with this answer


Kinja'd!!! Noah - Now with more boost. > mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/16/2017 at 13:57

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The girl piece makes this easier, I’d say CPO 3.0T A6 which would be quick but not too fast for a teenager to drive carefully.


Kinja'd!!! Sweet Trav > mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/16/2017 at 13:58

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3 years old is stupid, this is a future classic, simple, understated styling, fits 4 comfortably.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/16/2017 at 14:03

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CPO CTS 3.6

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CPO Regal GS

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CPO IS200t

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Kinja'd!!! AMC/Renauledge > mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/16/2017 at 14:29

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The Buick Cascada isn’t under $30k, even used, at this point. A gently used Regal GS would work, though. Especially with the 6-speed manual. But I don’t see a CEO being too impressed with a Buick.

The Volvo C70 is a nice car, and might fit the bill. Maybe a lower-level ATS coupe?


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/16/2017 at 14:31

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Must be a well-heeled gentlemen to hand down the keys to a Cadillac.


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/16/2017 at 15:27

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I’m all in on the ELR, I love ELRS.


Kinja'd!!! BlurpleToyotaDishwasher > Chariotoflove
03/16/2017 at 15:40

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The CEO line wasn’t about impressing the boss, but about avoiding a “what the hell is that junk?” reaction. It’d certainly fail the first but succeed at the second.


Kinja'd!!! ZHP Sparky, the 5th > mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/16/2017 at 15:41

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Ha, nicely done. Those answers on the front page (apart from Tom’s) were the most infuriating ever. It’s like they didn’t even read the question.

If set on a car (as opposed to an SUV/crossover of some sort) I’d suggest 3 options - Lexus IS, Mazda 6, or Cadillac ATS. Don’t know much of the latter’s reliability, but seem like a good domestic option that unfortunately hasn’t been a huge sales success.

I’d also recommend things like a Subaru Forester XT (has the power without the idiot-attracting qualities of a WRX plus more space/practicality) - can be a sharp looking vehicle without being too over the top.

Or alternatively, a Mini - i’m surprised I didn’t see any suggested, especially given the image conscious LA clientele. A nicely specced lightly-used countryman should be within the price range. Fun platform, decent space, and while I hate the looks it has some level of cred apparently (and isn’t horrible in some colors).


Kinja'd!!! BlurpleToyotaDishwasher > mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/16/2017 at 16:18

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My initial thought was Fiesta ST. The back seats aren’t super roomy, but are fine, it’s a fun, practical car that is fast and great handling without being some 400bhp monster and comes in nice colours which appeal to even non ‘car people’. Or a Mini Cooper maybe.

It’s still a bit much for a first car, but there’s nothing that balances the requirements without getting out of hand performance wise.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/17/2017 at 07:37

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